Actual Customer Interactions: Best Compliment Ever?

BALLISTICALLY DRUNK LADY: (slurring noticeably)You’re cute. What’s your name?

ME: Uh, Toby?

BDL: What’s your religion, Toby?

ME: I choose to abstain from organized religion.

BDL: I don’t know what that means!

ME: I’m an atheist. I don’t believe in god, so I don’t identify with a religion.

BDL: I bet you have a thick cock.

ME: Well, thank you. I’m not going to disagree with that statement. Looks like your cab’s here! Have a great night!