BALLISTICALLY DRUNK LADY: (slurring noticeably)You’re cute. What’s your name?
ME: Uh, Toby?
BDL: What’s your religion, Toby?
ME: I choose to abstain from organized religion.
BDL: I don’t know what that means!
ME: I’m an atheist. I don’t believe in god, so I don’t identify with a religion.
BDL: I bet you have a thick cock.
ME: Well, thank you. I’m not going to disagree with that statement. Looks like your cab’s here! Have a great night!