A sorority girl walks into a bar, waves to get my attention….
SORORITY GIRL: Hi.
ME: Can I grab you a drink?
SG: No, I just want a drink, but I don’t know what I want.
ME: Okay. Want to let me know when you’re ready?
SG: What’s good here?
ME: Depends what you like.
SG: I like everything.
ME: That’s going to make it more difficult to narrow it down. I’ll check back in a second.
SG: Can I be really annoying?
SG: Oh. (Pause.) Really?
ME: I’m teasing you. What would you like?
SG: Oh! Haha. It’s just no one’s ever answered ‘no’ to that question before! You’re adorable.
SG: Oh, I can’t decide. Just make me something good, I don’t care what it is.
ME: Anything I should stay away from?
SG: Nope. I legitimately like everything.
ME: You ‘legitimately’ like everything. Okay. (Makes fruity concoction involving vodka, amaretto, juice, etc.) Here you go.
SG: Looks pretty. What’s in it?
ME: Vodka, amaretto, orange juice–
ME: Yup. Are you okay with amaretto?
SG: Not really, but it’ll be fine. How much?
ME: Six dollars.
SG: (Struggles with her oversized purse and wallet, leaves six $1 bills on the bar.) Here.