(Transcribed from a recent bartender reminiscence)
WOMAN: What do you have that’s like a lighter beer?
BARTENDER: Well, we don’t have “light” beers, really. We mostly have craft beers. Point is probably the closest if you want a macro beer.
WOMAN: No, no… I want a pale ale.
BARTENDER: Okay, we do have a few pale ales on tap right now. We’ve got Hopalicious from Ale Asylum, Snake Hollow from Potosi… How hoppy were you looking to go?
WOMAN: I want a beer that’s not like a Bud Light, not like a Miller Lite, but more like a Coors Light.