Diet Coke Jim walks into a bar, for the third time today….
ME: Hi, Jim.
DCJ: Can I have a Diet Coke?
DCJ: How many refills can I have this time?
ME: We’ll see. Depends on when we get busy. How many Diet Cokes do you think you’ve had today?
ME: That’s a ton of Diet Coke, buddy.
DCJ: I ate an orange today.
ME: Anything that’s not Diet Coke is a step in the right direction, as far as I’m concerned.
DCJ: Do you like oranges?
ME: I do.
DCJ: What about apples?
ME: I like those too.
DCJ: Do you like peaches and pears?
ME: It’s pretty safe to say that I like just about everything across the food spectrum.
DCJ: Do you like raspberries?
DCJ: I have a horrible rash on my backside.