A man in a suit walks into a bar….
ME: What’s goin’ on?
ME: Okay. (Pause.) Grab you a drink list?
MAN: No, I’m just gonna have something to drink. (Looks directly a at tap line.) What do you have on tap?
ME: I can grab you a drink list, if you’d like.
MAN: No, I can see them from here. What’s the one with the duck?
ME: Actually, it’s a heron.
MAN: A what?
ME: A heron. Any time you see a tap handle that looks like that, it’s a beer from Central Waters. That one in particular is a red ale.
MAN: So it’s not from Goose Island?
MAN: You’re sure?
ME: Pretty sure, yeah.
MAN: Is it like Spotted Cow?
MAN: What do you have that’s like Spotted Cow?
ME: I have Spotted Cow. Spotted Cow tastes like Spotted Cow.
MAN: I don’t want Spotted Cow.
MAN: (Pointing.) What’s that one?
ME: This one? It’s an amber ale.
MAN: No, the one next to it.
(He’s pointing to the Spotted Cow tap handle.)
ME: Well, that’s– (Sighs.) I’ll give you a sample.
MAN: (Samples the Spotted Cow.) Perfect. What did you say that one’s called?
ME: Lumpy Goat.
MAN: Who makes it?