ME: Sir. What can I get for you?
SIR: I’d like two Spotted Cows, a vodka tonic, and an amaretto sorrow.
ME: Two Spotted Cows, a vodka tonic, and what was that last one?
SIR: An amaretto sorrow.
ME: Sorry, I’ve never heard of that one. What goes in it?
SIR: (looking at me like I’m a complete boob) Amaretto and sour mix.
ME: Ah. Gotcha. Sorry. Coming right up.