Actual Customer Interactions: Vol. 12

ME: Sir. What can I get for you?

SIR: I’d like two Spotted Cows, a vodka tonic, and an amaretto sorrow.

ME: Two Spotted Cows, a vodka tonic, and what was that last one?

SIR: An amaretto sorrow.

ME: Sorry, I’ve never heard of that one. What goes in it?

SIR: (looking at me like I’m a complete boob) Amaretto and sour mix.

ME: Ah. Gotcha. Sorry. Coming right up.