A woman from out of town walks into a bar, mulls over the cocktail menu, etc….
WOMAN: This place has a really beautiful view.
ME: Thanks. It’s pretty great.
WOMAN: It’s really something.
WOMAN: I was wondering. Can you tell me what that building is across the street?
ME: That building? (Points.) Uh, that’s the Wisconsin State Capitol building.
WOMAN: (Vacant.) Oh.
ME: Fun fact: it’s the second largest capitol in the country, after the U.S. Capitol in Washington D.C.
WOMAN: Huh. (Pause.) So, it’s not a hotel?
ME: Nope. Definitely not a hotel.
ME: Would you like something to drink?
WOMAN: The man at the hotel told me I have to try a Spotted Cow. And the cheese curds.
ME: I’m sure he did.