Actual Customer Interactions: Yellow. It MUST Be Yellow

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Another afternoon at the bar. A fellow in this early 60s is muddling his way through the lunch menu. He’s wearing a blazer over a weird polo-ish shirt; the ensemble screams Sears bargain rack circa 1982. He surveys the nearby taps.

STYLISH FELLOW: What’s that New Glarus there? Is that a yellow beer?

BARTENDER: That’s the Moon Man. It’s a pale ale, nice hoppy flavor.

STYLISH FELLOW: Ya got anything else by them? I want a yellow beer.

BARTENDER: Are… are you more concerned about the brewery or the color?

STYLISH FELLOW: Huh?

BARTENDER: Do you want a beer specifically from New Glarus, or do you want a, um, yellow beer?

STYLISH FELLOW: I just want one’a them yellow beers.

BARTENDER: Okay. So when you say “yellow,” you mean…?

STYLISH FELLOW: I just don’t like dark beer.

BARTENDER: Right. So you want it to taste like a light beer or a hoppy beer? More flavor, less flavor?

STYLISH FELLOW: You know, a yellow beer.

BARTENDER: What beer do you normally like to drink? That might help me out.

STYLISH FELLOW: I like yellow beers.

BARTENDER: I… yes. Yellow. Can you give me an example?

STYLISH FELLOW: Oh, most all yellow beers.

BARTENDER: Can you be just a little more specific?

STYLISH FELLOW: Like a Miller High Life.

BARTENDER: There we go. I’m going to give you a pilsner from Lakefront. It’s called Klisch. [Pours a pint, sets it in front of the stylish fellow.]

STYLISH FELLOW: [Examines the glass gravely.] Yep, that’s yellow.

BARTENDER: It’s gratifying to know I’m not colorblind.