Annoy Your Bartender: 30 Shots



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Spoiler alert: bartenders hate it when people ask “what should I take a shot of?” Above are 30 shots suggestions* for your consideration. The readiness is all, after all.

*Warning: is not responsible for the irreparable physical bodily harm/death/bad karma that might occur if you request a ‘Cappuccinotini’ shot from a busy bartender. And heaven help you in general if you are douche enough to order a ‘Flamin’ Beaver.’ You are a lost cause at that point, let’s face it.