Buy This: Dave’s BrewFarm is For Sale

Consumerism!

You know what you need? A brewery, that’s what. Dave’s BrewFarm in the wee town of Wilson, Wisconsin, is for sale. For the low, low price of just $500,000 you get the following:

 The facility consists of 38’x48’ brewery space and tasting room, and a 12’x38’ walk-in cooler space with trench drains throughout. Upper floor can be used as a residence, office space, or additional seating capacity for tasting room, including an expansive wrap around deck with extraordinary views.

AND, get paid for generating electricity rather than buying it from the utility company – yes, there is a hard-working 20kW wind generator on-site, as well as geothermal for heating and cooling. The property also has a 24’x36’ Pole Barn and attached 18’x12’ Greenhouse.

Equipment includes a 7 bbl brewing system, four primary fermenters and three conditioning/brite tanks (plus an additional three conditioning tanks), a 10-gallon pilot batch system, and cooperage.

Look, we’d be stupid not to do this. I’ve got… let’s see… something around $45 bucks here. And some beer tokens. We get a few more people in on this, and we’re golden.