Buy This: Belt Buckle Flask

Finally solved — the oft-paired threat of dropped pants and unwanted sobriety. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the belt buckle flask.

A booze dispenser that actually keeps your pants on. How novel. The customer reviews indicate that it can hold a double shot, so this is more about maintaining your drunk rather than getting it rolling. But still, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.


(Hat tip to Technabob. Photo from Amazon.)