I’m at a random bar*, asking a random bartender** for the cocktail recipe book. Let’s pick a random recipe, shall we? [flip flip flip] Oka...

Actual Customer Interactions: Chicken Caesar Salad Lady
I could tell this woman was going to pose a problem before she opened her mouth to speak. She just had that ominous look about her as she waddled up t...

Peruvian Mourning
A horrible thing happened to me today. Like, really bad, you guys. It was one of those things that happens, and you immediately–well, after you&...

A Toast to the Beer Can
This past weekend, I consumed a truly heroic quantity of pale yellow beer from cans. I was in Wisconsin’s Great White North, so it seemed right...

On Being OverServed
Hi. I’m Peter, and this is my first post on this thing. Nice to meet you. And there we are. That was easy. Now what? Why not start with a funny ...