…right down to the mushroom tip. What an attention to detail! Top notch brunch service!

I’m Okay With Peter
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Instant Beer Review: Colectivo Keg Co. One Tun Pale Ale
WHAT A DAY, EH? It is truly remarkable outside, indeed. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOURSELF? Well, I’m sitting on the patio of Colectivo Coffee, si...

Actual Customer Interactions: The Customer’s Always…Something
A man in a suit walks into a bar…. ME: What’s goin’ on? MAN: Good. ME: Okay. (Pause.) Grab you a drink list? MAN: No, I’m just...