Check It: Pairing Beer With Food

Pairing beer and food can be a scary thing. Most people are concerned with sounding like idiots. I, personally, am simply concerned with sounding slightly less-awesome. I have set a bar for myself, and it must be maintained. Such are the rigors of awesomedom. It’s kind of like being a superhero.

For anyone out there who has experienced, or is currently experiencing, anxiety over beer-related food pairings, you are not alone. Lucky for all of us, Men’s Journal posted this handy little article that will pave the way for your beer-pairing basics. Perhaps the next time you’re out for a fancy dinner, having obtained this knowledge will give you the confidence boost needed to go out on a limb and try something new, dammit. After all, there’s more out there than Spotted Cow or Fat Tire.

Don’t do it for me, do it for the children.

Click the image below to be transported to the sight, and prepare for your life to be ever altered.

God speed. Or whatever speed you wish to travel.

I took the above image at the Malt House. With my phone. I’m artsy. Nailed it.