Drinking in the Funny Pages: Call the ASPCA

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I’m going to ignore the fact that this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and focus instead on the various beverages being consumed. Looks like this crowd is partial to martinis, though not everyone has gone with the expected olive garnish. I suppose some of these could be gimlets. Regardless, within hours Heathcliff will most likely be experiencing diminished reflexes, slowed breathing and heart rate, and metabolic acidosis. Alcohol isn’t good for our feline companions.