Drinking in the Funny Pages: This Hits Close to Home


True story: A couple of years ago, I stumbled drunkenly into my favorite bar. The bartender took one look at me and announced gravely, “You can have water or you can have Blatz. That’s all I’ll give you.” I chose Blatz, of course, and spent most of the next day nursing a remarkable hangover and trying to figure out how I got home.

This is Andy Capp’s cry for help, is what I’m saying.