Drinking in the Funny Pages: I’ll Take Marital Discord for $200

Leroy is a terrible drunk

I think — and don’t hold me to this — that this is a Jeopardy! joke, with Loretta in the¬†Alex Trebek role. Leroy, being a terrible drunk, will undoubtedly forget to phrase his answer in the form of a question. As Leroy lacks a pool of winnings from which to deduct a penalty, Loretta will instead castrate him in a fit of rage.