Drinking in the Funny Pages: Start ’em Young


The Mitchells clearly are not from Wisconsin, where drinking culture is so ingrained in the family structure that asking for your beverage on the rocks would be seen as a perfectly normal request, even from a child. Hell, at his age Dennis would probably be skilled in mixing up old fashioneds for his parents. We’re visionaries here in America’s Dairyland, people. Just accept it.

Is that… is that a brown squid on his plate? Huh.