The Mitchells clearly are not from Wisconsin, where drinking culture is so ingrained in the family structure that asking for your beverage on the rocks would be seen as a perfectly normal request, even from a child. Hell, at his age Dennis would probably be skilled in mixing up old fashioneds for his parents. We’re visionaries here in America’s Dairyland, people. Just accept it.
Is that… is that a brown squid on his plate? Huh.