THE BEER: Blatz
WHY BOTHER? Shut up, it’s good
LIES! LIES! LIES! Okay, not good, really. But it’s a reasonable simulacrum of a lager.
JESUS, FINE. WHERE? The Old Fashioned Tavern & Restaurant
WHAT IS IT? It’s Blatz. It’s like alcoholic mineral water.
IS IT GOOD? Naw.
SO WHAT’S THE POINT? Sometimes you need a refreshing change from beverages with actual flavor. What are you gonna do, drink water?
HOW MUCH? $1.75 per pint. A steal, really.
DEEP THOUGHTS: There’s no place for deep thoughts when Blatz is involved. It’s cold and tastes vaguely like beer. But if you need refreshment after some form of manual labor, or if it’s 7:30 am and you’ve got only a few minutes before work? It’s Blatz, baby!