Instant Beer Review: PBR Light


THE BEER: Pabst Blue Ribbon Light

WAIT, WHAT? You heard me! PBR Light!

PBR ISN’T LIGHT ENOUGH? Apparently not.

OKAY, WHERE? Dexter’s Pub

HOW IS IT? Like nothing. Like mineral water. Effervescent with no discernible flavor.

DEEP THOUGHTS: As my chum Tom (who is actually drinking the bulk of this beverage) notes, this is actually quite an engineering accomplishment. Water has no flavor. We should be drinking this instead of fizzy water. Cook with it! Clean with it! It serves every purpose.