but this guy has really outdone himself. According to a recent Madison police report:
An owner of a downtown salon and spa called for police early Saturday morning after finding her business had been burglarized overnight. She estimates the intruder caused an estimated $2,000 dollars in damage by rummaging through the business, opening up products, spilling them on the floor, and creating a general mess of things. The investigation was aided by a couple of solid clues: the suspect’s wallet was recovered near an exit door and his debit card was found in a storage room. In addition, the store had surveillance video of the crime. The MPD made contact with the person whose identification was in the wallet and on the debit card. He admitted to being out that night, but couldn’t remember exactly what he did because he got really drunk.
Any time I get down on myself for making a supremely poor decision, at least I can rely on the stupidity of others to remind me that it could be worse: at least I’ve never blacked out, trashed a salon, and managed to leave very incriminating evidence in my wake.