Let’s Mix a Random Drink


Peter is working. I am not. Let’s play the random cocktail game, shall we?

Here we are: The Bartender’s Black Book, 9th edition.

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…and here we have… oh sweet christ. The “Cum Drop.” 1 oz coffee liqueur, 1 oz Irish cream, 1 oz banana liqueur. Mix, pour into a shot glass, top with whipped cream, then microwave – yes, microwave – on high for 5 seconds. Jesus. Well, here goes.

Wait, Peter has just informed me that there is no banana liqueur! Oh, praise the lord!

Here we go again.

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Aha! The “Prison Bitch.” 1.5 oz vodka, 0.5 oz triple sec, 0.5 oz amaretto, equal parts orange and cranberry juice.


Well, it’s fruity. So there’s that. The amaretto overpowers everything. It’s drinkable, I’ll give it that.

Peter opines: “It’s good! I’d rather be drinking a bourbon soda, but it’s not bad. It’s pretty sweet for something called ‘Prison Bitch,’ though.”

Y’know, this just screams “gettin’ drunk in the dorm room.” it’s perfectly adequate for underage girls. If that’s your thing, go nuts.