Via Geekologie… comedian Randy Liedtke, apparently in the grip of Lovecraftian madness, has concocted this insane Bloody Mary. Aside from the usual pickles and olives, the garnish includes a foot-long sub, four pieces of fried chicken, a pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion rings, fries, garlic bread… and another Bloody Mary. This thing puts the legendary Sobelman’s bacon cheeseburger Bloody to shame. Gaze upon it with awe. It’s glorious and terrifying, like an exploding sun.