Overheard at the hotel bar…
Bartender: Can I help you sir?
Patron, in a thick German accent: I vould like to haff a draft beer?
Bartender: Okay, we have a porter on tap right now.
Patron: Is… is that like a blonde? A blonde beer?
Bartender: No, it’s a dark beer. We also have an Oktoberfest. It’s really good, with just a bit more if a hoppy character than the usual Oktoberfest. Would you like a taste of either one?
Patron: No, no. Do you haff perhaps a Heineken?
Bartender: I have it in bottles.
Patron: Yes, I think I will haff that then.
Bartender, with a shrug: If you say so.