ThinkGeek sells caped superhero shotglasses. I’m not just getting hammered on Jäger — I’m saving Metropolis from Braniac. In my version, “Metropolis” is a certain level of inebriation and “Brainiac” is… my brain, I guess. (ThinkGeek)
Will you be watching the Golden Globes? No? What if Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were to generate a drinking game for it? Examples include “Drink any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage,” and “Eat a meatball sub any time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein.” (Vulture)
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia will be getting its own beer called “Dayman Coffee IPA,” brewed by California’s Stone, Illinois’ Two Brothers, and Chicago’s Aleman. I’m not familar with the show. Do those characters drink? (Paste)
This Darth Vader vid makes me laugh. What does this have to do with booze? I watched it when I was drunk. That’s enough.
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