Random-Off the Cuff-What the Hell is This Beer I am drinking – “Real Time” Review

Big Swede, Swedish Style Imperial Stoutphoto 1

My first sip registered a “HOLY COW!” on the pious farm-animal scale.

My second and third sips made me feel like the first time Melinda Sanchez kissed me in the second grade and, well … I am about a third of the way through so, I am resting now. I am anticipating how this cool black velvety brew will influence my next emotion…

…okay, one more sip…

Mmmmm, perfect, it’s like dark chocolate perfection. It is so good I almost want to keep it a secret and not share it with anyone. This beer is making me greedy, perhaps I should stop…

a couple of more sips though, before I do…

– Ah, now I taste light pepper and soft smoke. I really want to enjoy this longer than I have time to write this review (thank goodness I have 3 more bottles left in my fridge, and I know where to get more) But, I must save these for an occasion when I can sit by a campfire making pudgy pie smores, or enjoy an exceptionally grilled New York strip, or simply want to know what it feels like to be surrounded by warm naked bodies making my skin vibrate and…photo 2

Damn.

Sorry.

Ahem…

It still tastes pretty good and I have got about one good sip left…

Why am I staring at the glass like I am saying goodbye to the puppy I am about to put down.

Here goes…

Wow. I closed my eyes. There was a little bit of blackberry in the end.

And a rainbow!