Super-Fantastic Booze Mixer-Upper Guide, Apparently

The New York Times, god bless ’em, overcomplicates the art of drink once again:

Curating a short list of drinks, instead of casting around for something novel to mix with that gin, allows you to serve drinks that will please even your most discerning guests, and to be a more nimble host.

Being a “nimble host” doesn’t seem all that impressive, but maybe that’s just me. Anyhoo, check out their fancy-pants “drink generator.” Gin and… tonic? Do they mix?