1) There are a lot of people here.
2) Large crowds give me irrational anxiety.
3) I feel underdressed. Which doesn’t help the anxiety.
4) I’ve already tasted almost everything here prior to attending this event. Which is a letdown. It also confirms that I am either a complete soak, or affirms my fine palate for whiskey. Take your pick.
5) The spread of food looks incredible. I shall test its mettle shortly.